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Sandbox Wedding ..frerard

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There was once a small boy, by the name Frank Iero. He was in grade 3 and he had the bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, Gerard Way. Gerard called Frank 'Fwankie' and frank called Gerard 'Gee'.

One day at school, Frank just felt it was right to hold Gerard’s hand. So he grabbed Gerard’s hand and laced their fingers together.

The teachers were in sudden 'awe'.

Gerard blushed a bit, and Frank giggled.

They went and sat in the sandbox area during recess that day

and Gerard said 'Fwankie?' and Frank answered 'Yesh Gee?'

'I wanna get married with you.'

Frank blushed and replied 'I wanna get married with you too Gee!'

'Hey Fwankie?'

'Yesh Gee?'

'Aren’t married people supposed to kiss?'

'Well, my mummy has a picture of her and my daddy kissing at their wedding.'

'Fwankie, lets get married right now!'

'Okay Gee!'

'I’ll go get a teacher to read something and tell us to kiss each other!’
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'Okay Gee, hurry back.'

Gerard ran up to Miss. Toadstool
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'Miss. Toadstool, can you read something and tell me and Fwankie to kiss so we can be married?'

'Now Gerard, it’s not right to marry a boy if you are a boy.’

'BUT I WANNA MARRY FWANKIE! I can be a girl for the marriage if I have to be!'

Gerard than ran off.

'Gee? What’s wrong?'

'Miss. Toadstool-stupid-head-fish-eyes told me that we can’t get married because we are two boys.'

'THAT’S NOT TWUU!!! My cousin was married to another boy, and my cousin is a boy, we don’t need Miss. Toadstool, we can just get married by ourselves!'

2 minutes later they were slowly walking towards each other from opposite ends of the sandbox.
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And then met in the middle and walked forward together.

'Fwankie will you marry me?'

'Yes Gee, will you marry me?'

'Yes Fwankie.'

'Okay let’s kiss now'

Then they shared a cute peck on the lips.
kay..so my friend Savannah, she always tells me to write her a quick frerard over our msn conversation...so i say okay..anyways she found this story last night from about like 3 months ago!
so i decided i should post it...who knew i could be soo funny adn adorable!?!? xD

DONT HAVE ANY OWNAGE!
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Cheerfox100's avatar
This is so funny and adorable!